Hello, human.

ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

O, reignite the flame

Sacred fire of ancient ways

And forge an iron will

Within your heart and soul

This age will rot and decay

But stay focussed 

Do not stray 

From the overgrown path

Your forefathers once tread

simplyringrose:

We don’t need European fairy tales retold with dark-skinned characters

We need non-European fairy tales being told

Race-bending isn’t the answer here

Realizing that there are children who have non-European heritages and cultures who need their own stories being given representation is the…

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

feariess:

thistaylorswiftsituation:

Taylor Swift + Being her HBIC self at Billboard Music Awards 2013

Guys we can’t forget the lip syncing responseimage 

iconic

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

bootycap:

marvel actors fangirling over other marvel actors

THE WAY MARK STARES AS HE SLOWLY WALKS AWAY

sixpenceee:

George was obsessive-compulsive. He developed an irrational fear of germs in high school. He started washing his hands hundreds of times every day and was constantly taking showers.

Despite his trips to the local hospital, George couldn’t get his disorder under control, and he was eventually forced to leave school and quit his part-time job.

In 1983, depressed and paralyzed with fear, he told his mother he couldn’t go on anymore.

She responded with “If your life is so wretched, just go and shoot yourself.” And that’s exactly what George did. He grabbed a pistol, stuck it in his mouth, and pulled the trigger.

The bullet tore through his skull and slammed into his left front lobe—the part of his brain responsible for his OCD. Fortunately, George survived, and when he awoke from surgery, he found that his fear of microbes had disappeared along with a chunk of his brain.

He’d cured himself with a lobotomy by gunshot. He still had to take medications for his depression, but his overwhelming compulsions were gone.

And this is where I should honestly say this man was extremely lucky; please don’t use this post for suicide. It’s meant to be an educational neuroscience post.

DO NOT try this at home. 9.99999999 out of 10 times you will probably end up in a grave instead of cured.

SOURCE 

SOURCE

sixpenceee:

OH MY GOD

sixpenceee:

OH MY GOD

electric—acid:

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